What’s your title?
Front-End Developer / Creator of the "Surfs Up" style

What’s your story?
Just another doe-eyed, small-town boy seduced by the bright lights of the big city. That and an unnatural obsession with vacuum-tube powered electronics.

What’s your area of expertise?
Forming think-tanks. Not participating in them, just forming them. (Also coding websites, I guess.)

What projects have you worked on?
The Manhattan Project, Project Runway, Noisetap.com, The Alan Parsons Project, Cottonblend.com, The Human Genome Project, 2008 Beijing Olympics ticketing site, Project-X

What’s your favorite thing about working at Cottonblend?
The profit-sharing.....

*Ahem*...

Is this thing on?

What would your wrestler name be?
Teddy ”Frightnight” DelCarmen